When Is The Premier For GOP Housewives Show?

Every single day, since the GOP candidates threw their hat into the ring as a nominee for presidential candidate, I can't help but wonder when are they gonna have a "GOP Housewives" show.  At the rate the GOP nominees are going, I'm willing to bet that the GOP Housewives show would be interesting to say the least.

I could just see it now,  Gingrich's wife flashing her jewelry from Tiffanys thinking she is all that and a bag of chips. Her and Mitt's wife would be gal pals.  Cain's wife and Bachmann's wife (yeah I said wife) would be into it with Mitt's wife about religion.  Paul's wife burning a cross in front of Cain's wife window, while pretending that she's her friend, and Huntmans' wife observing them all and staying a safe distance. Surprise guest would be Hermain's sex harrassment victims and Gingrich's ex-wife. 

Apparently, Herman Cain thinks that he needs to waste taxpayer's dollars on Secret Service men to protect him from journalist.  Like you young folks say, "Ah Hell Nah!"   Cain is so full of dung and so are his anonymous cheerleaders.  He had the nerve to say we need a leader not a reader.  Okie dokie.  There is just one thing, if a leader does not read, how can he be knowledgeable?  Smh!

A thought crossed my mind when I heard about Gingrich's 1.6 million payment for consultation work for Freddie Mae a government agency.  That's an awful lot of money for consultation, especially consultation fees with a government agency.  I thought Uncle Sam had a set budget in all of his agencies and only allowed a certain amount of spent in each. If a office ran out, they had to wait until next budget came around.

Believe me, Uncle Sam is so tight with money allowed for business and office expenses within his government agencies, until he squeaks.  Uncle Sam takes inventory of repairs, paper clips, copier ink, gas mileage, government cars, etc.  Therefore, how did Newt get 1.6 million to consult and was it itemized?

Mitt Romney and the harddrive sale among his TOP aides and wiping records clean is very unusual.  Evidently, the GOP learned something from that last email scandal they had when Bush was in office.  Yup! They learned a better way to get rid of evidence, oops I meant harddrives. 

Michelle Bachmann, well, Bachmann is just being her "Tutti-Fruiti" self.

Rick Perry the gun toting governor from Texas wants to debate Nancy Pelosi.  Uh...Rick, haven't you ever heard that saying, "Don't mess with Cali"?  Cali is the wild wild west and Nancy is the cannon out this way.  So, keep your small fry ass in Texas.